thechubbygentleman:

Till, because I can

rneerkat:

spamanos:

rneerkat:

what did the squirrel say to his waitress

squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit

why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest

juliacaroled:

lady-of-asgard:

there is a hell, believe me i’ve seen it

where are we going? *clap clap clap* TO STEAL SOME SOULS.

(Source: leftoversandwich)

(Source: battle-with-bipolar)

carryonmywincestsounds:

• Augustus: Okay?
• Hazel: Bitch I might be

#are you an indie band

(Source: ladyvimes)

(Source: clarabosswins)

mamaferre:

whatcha doing there buddy

enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

can’t you see it’s over…

mcdownies:

tonystaarks:

varyspider:

“haha, I ship the Hannibal and Sherlock fandoms soo much!!”

“welcome to superhanniwholock, Fannibals!!”

#nO #GO AWAY

we’ll eat you

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem